Freebsd Fortunes 4

It's a naive, domestic operating system without any
breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

It's a poor workman who blames his tools.

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression
when you lose yours.
                -- Harry S. Truman

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
                -- Steven Wright

It's all in the mind, ya know.

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
                -- Mick Jagger

"It's all so painfully empty and lonesome...  I don't think I can stand
any more of it... the whole dreadful way we are born, die, and are
never missed.  The fact there is *nobody*... nobody really...  We come
out of a yawning tomb of flesh and sink back finally into another tomb.
What is the point of it all?  Who thought up this sickening circle of
flesh and blood?  We come into the world bleeding and cut and our bones
half-crushed only to emerge and suffer more torment, mutilation, and
then at the last lie down in some hole in the ground forever.  Who could
have thought it up, I wonder?"
                -- James Purdy

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.
                -- Alex Clark

It's amazing how many people you could be friends
with if only they'd make the first approach.

It's amazing how much better you feel once you've given up hope.